Entertainment Commentators Mugs

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Don't editorialize."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The Decline of Europe

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'