Celebrity Culture Critic Pillows

Snow White and her Seven people.

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

"If you could give just one piece of advice to those millions of vulnerable young people out there who worship and respect you, what would it be?" "Buy my records."

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

'so let me get this straight... you're famous for being the sister of the wife of a man who went to school with someone who knew someone else who is already famous?'

"So what'll it be, dentists on ice, or extreme cabinet making?"

'Not THE three kings?'

'Actually, I became a violent, obscene rock star because I wanted to help people.'

Average Joes: The Magazine for Celebrities

'It seems like a King should have more than FIFTEEN minutes of fame!'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Chef's Specialities�

Celebrity X-factor Gogglebox Bake-off on Ice

Michael Jackson's New Life Style

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"We even tried a visit from a celebrity."

Translation into non-celebrities

Ethan Hawke

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"I really think it’s time for Madonna to let the dream die."

"Forty thousand dollars for a Taylor Swift ticket? Explain."

The mange who would be king

Gary Busey mug shot

Ali MacGraw

"Wait, aren't you that bloke off the telly?"

The Party of Lincoln

"Man, this band used to be about the Likes! The Shares! The Comments!"

"The doctor will be in shortly. He's meeting with his publicist."

Feeding Trump's Ego

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Every Celebrity @CompelledApology

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'