Television Culture Critic Pillows

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Difference of Opinion

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

The americanisation of vulture.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

Can't Touch This

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'What does it say, Dad?'

Armageddon

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."