Celebrity Culture Critics Pillows

'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'

'Saddam today refused to answer any questions unless he's represented by a 'celebrity lawyer' such as F. Lee Bailey or Johnnie Cochran...'

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"What makes you think Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and all that bunch are so happy?"

'We come from the planet Celebrity. Do you want our autographs?'

'It's s**t from the rear of the year.'

"Don't you want to be famous? Jump!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Apparently it's for celebrities only."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Say 'eh.'"

Giant Monster in Bath

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Armageddon

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"