Pop Culture Critic Pillows

Che Guevara in a Bart Simpson t-shirt.

It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share.

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"Remember, cheaters never prosper. Unless they're celebrities."

'Society is forcing us to grow up too soon. I didn't plan on becoming a train wreck until my mid 20s.'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

"Same old, same old. Back to you Jim."

Maps of the Human Genome

'... And what makes you think you'd be a good candidate for the next series of 'Big Brother'?'

Stopped keeping up with the Kardashians.

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

The Polite Inquirer

"In the future, everybody will have fifteen minutes of health-care coverage."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Modern Celeb Agent

The Ivy

"It's the price of fame."

'Homeless in Hollywood'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I don't know if I like him listening to that pop music.'

'Rip-off Pop Records' office with 'In the charts' and 'Out-takes to recycle' trays.

"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Spoilers from the Da Vinci Code

"We're happy to announce that we will once again send a man to space; we're even happier to announce that that man in Justin Bieber."

'Me' Weekly

"A recent survey showed that ninety-five per cent of the nation's high-school students had never heard of Costa Rica, but they all knew about yours truly.'"

Top-Secret Weapon #793-B

Drawing

Schadenfreude Monthly

"I just don't get these reality shows!"

Woke Jersey Shore

"Great DVD extras!"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."