Pop Culture Critic Pillows

Che Guevara in a Bart Simpson t-shirt.

It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share.

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"Remember, cheaters never prosper. Unless they're celebrities."

'Society is forcing us to grow up too soon. I didn't plan on becoming a train wreck until my mid 20s.'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Maps of the Human Genome

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

"Same old, same old. Back to you Jim."

'Homeless in Hollywood'

'We're taking him in for his own protection - he sent a Tweet criticising One Direction.'

Man with sign predicting 'The end is near'.

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'Rip-off Pop Records' office with 'In the charts' and 'Out-takes to recycle' trays.

The Ivy

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'... And what makes you think you'd be a good candidate for the next series of 'Big Brother'?'

"In the future, everybody will have fifteen minutes of health-care coverage."

The Polite Inquirer

'I don't know if I like him listening to that pop music.'

Modern Celeb Agent

Stopped keeping up with the Kardashians.

"It's the price of fame."

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

Spoilers from the Da Vinci Code

Here's what a Pitch Meeting at a Millennial News and Culture Website and App Looks Like

#MeToo House is America's Favorite New Reality TV Show

Fun with Pepper Spray

Celebrity Warlords

Dumbed-Down Culture

Kritik's Korner

Entertainment Tonight

Top-Secret Weapon #793-B