Celebrity Culture Satirist Pillows

Paparazzi at the Local Dump

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

David Niven caricature

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Alabama Traffic Jam

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Macho Vegetarian

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

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