Cultural Satirist Pillows

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Hillbilly mall maps.

'It has all the grandeur of the original, and ten times the pungency.'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Chinese burial.

'Hey French toast! My bread brothers! You wouldn't believe all the lies I've heard about you.'

Bogga Springs - Twinned with Geneva

Cavemen carving first wheel and first parking meter

"Sorry, Baldo...playing the race card doesn't work with taking out the trash."

Alabama Traffic Jam

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

'I like this imported food.'

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

'Don't say anything, but I've heard she's a mail-order bride.'

'Don't just stand there-give him the nose of life!'

Snake charmer lifting up touists dress

'Frankly, I don't know how we ever got along before we had ketchup.'

Chased by the Terrorism Bull.

"The computer's not about to blow up.I've got email."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

'Sure it's a nuisance to run home for every meal, but it's either that or Chinese-restaurant syndrome.'

Latest Aye Phone

"My ringtone is the sound of one hand clapping."

"Minorities have it sooo easy. They show up at school, study hard, do all their work, and get good grades."

"Don't be intimidated by this place. The pretentiousness is offset by the mediocre food."

Korean Restaurant - Unwanted Dogs Welcome

"Just how long have you been coming to these Picasso exhibitions?"

Max Beerbohm

'I would not suggest investing in Spain!'

A caveman wears a Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt.

Macho Vegetarian

Reform, Conservative and Orthodox gasoline.