Cultural Satirists Pillows

After Frugal: marked by difficulty parting with money. The strong inward force experienced by a unit of currency clasped in the hand of a rotating Scotsman.

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

'Tush, tush...did you see that, Sport? Plastic corks!'

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Mikado

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Art Gallery.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"That's very offensive."

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Macho Vegetarian

'Secondhand smoke.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

Latest Aye Phone

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

War of Words

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Leftie Trump

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Keister Island.

Planet of the Ants

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."