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'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

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'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

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"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Life is for the birds.

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Torturing the English Language

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'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

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