Celebrity Satire Fan Pillows

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Do you have any highways that Angelina Jolie or Madonna haven't adopted?'

'Not the Adam Ant!'

WHAT IF?....Joan Rivers never had plastic surgery!!

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Snarky District

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

On the brink.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Parade of Businessmen

How am I abducting?

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'