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'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Mr Jenkins, please meet my right hand Mr Jones and my left leg Mr Miller.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

reincarnated worm...

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

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