Celebrity Culture Analyst Pillows

Famous person lived here for 15 minutes.

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

'There's something so sad about this Anna Nicole Stuff...You know she just needed the attention that only a mother could give.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Snow White and her Seven people.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"