Celebrity Culture Observer Pillows

"I think he was a celebrity."

Celebrity Yobs.

"You don't think it's too Johnnie Cochran?"

The americanisation of vulture.

'It helps you navigate around celebrity parties.'

'Whoa! About your Twitter image. Do you have the same photographer as Nick Nolte?

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

"Attention shoppers...due to a scheduling conflict...the role of telenovela star Victor Guerrero is being played today by assistant produce manager Billy Joe Quiggle!"

Pepparazzi

"If you get accepted into the art world I suppose that'll be the end of us merely sunbathing."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

100 best beheadings

Police Statetion

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Snow White and her Seven people.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

TV-Mirror.

Chihuahua's nightmare: 'There's a sneering voice talking to me: 'You'll get stuffed between a blonde celebrity's breasts till you can't breathe anymore!' Then I wake up bathed in sweat...'

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."