Celebrity Culture Observers Pillows

'Look at this John. Our son has become a celebrity...'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The americanisation of vulture.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

100 best beheadings

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

George Clooney Machine

Nick Cave

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Ringo Starr

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Snow White and her Seven people.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Justin Timberlake

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

Stephen Fry

Bette Midler

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Amanda Seyfried

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Chihuahua's nightmare: 'There's a sneering voice talking to me: 'You'll get stuffed between a blonde celebrity's breasts till you can't breathe anymore!' Then I wake up bathed in sweat...'

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."