Celebrity Culture Observers Pillows

'Look at this John. Our son has become a celebrity...'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

The americanisation of vulture.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

100 best beheadings

Police Statetion

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Snow White and her Seven people.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

Chihuahua's nightmare: 'There's a sneering voice talking to me: 'You'll get stuffed between a blonde celebrity's breasts till you can't breathe anymore!' Then I wake up bathed in sweat...'

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"