Celebrity Culture Watcher Pillows

SPUR OF THE MOMENT / "So how does it feel to be number one?!" / "Are you enjoying all the limelight?!" / "Have you received any big contract offers?!" / A horse riding spur being interviewed at a press conference

Kate Upton

Matt Smith

"I think he was a celebrity."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

The americanisation of vulture.

Reese Witherspoon

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

100 best beheadings

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Hooray for Bollywood!

George Clooney Machine

Ringo Starr

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Elton John

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Meet Santa's entourage

"What are you doing?"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Amanda Seyfried

Charlotte Rampling

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Brad Pitt.

Emma Watson

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Sylvester Stallone