Culture Analyst Pillows

"I need to boycott something that won't inconvenience me."

Who the Hell Are All These People? Magazine

"Please help me support myself in the style I've become accustomed to."

National Endowment for the Artless.

'Sorry, I don't have anything smaller.'

Before and After Brexit

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Graham Greene

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"That was classic me."

Rude Americans.

'It's not if you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.'

Henry couldn't help but have doubts about the future of the company.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'