Internet Culture Analyst Pillows

Charlottesville changed everything, Randy. How so, little buddy? It's totally changed how I argue with people online. For the last few years, insults like "beta" and "cuck" and "SJW" and "virtue-signaller" were trending, so I used them all the time. But I just read that racists just like those who rallied in Charlottesville are the ones who invented those terms to control discourse and make opposing bigotry seem lame. It's going to be a lot harder to win debates without making cogent arguments i

"It's a tweet and potato pie."

"We believe this woman to be a witch as she is known to have expressed an opinion online."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

"Practicing my hate-face."

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

Sissy Spacek

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

'It's not if you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.'

Henry couldn't help but have doubts about the future of the company.

Rude Americans.