Online Culture Analyst Pillows

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Twitter that!

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"Buy my data $20"

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Henry couldn't help but have doubts about the future of the company.

Rude Americans.

"That was classic me."

'It's not if you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.'

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."

'Due to the recent 'fire' incident, you'll no longer be carrying the torch for this company.'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"