Online Culture Appreciator Pillows

Twitter that!

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Meanwhile...in Albania

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."

He's a statue. I told him not to friend Medusa on Facebook.

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

'Twitter Tweet'

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'

Trump's Twitter Row

Well, you've heard of Spotify haven't you?

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"Mom, is God real or just a bot?"

Wife uploading film of snoring husband onto Youtube.

"Every night my neighbour turns into a hate commenting Internet troll... I much prefer this werewolf thing."

"LMAO."

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