Online Culture Aficionado Pillows

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

The Selfie

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Hoxton map.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)