Online Culture Aficionado Gifts

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

The Selfie

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Twitter that!

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Hoxton map.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Bernard Levin

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."