Online Culture Lover Gifts

Rating Everyone & Everything on a scale of 1to10.com

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Weird things I do because of the internet

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Twitter that!

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

Josephine Baker

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Buy my data $20"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Big book of memes

Facebook/Meta

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.