Internet Culture Aficionado Gifts

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'Either that figure's wrong or some of my eight billion facebook friends are imposters.'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Welcome to Hell: 'Be the first of your friends to like this.'

'I think this is the primordial ooze that eventually gave rise to life on the internet.'

I've heard you don't like my blog...

'So, that's what a spammer looks like.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'ROFL!'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

O.M.G

I don't care what kind of deals you're getting --- there's no such thing as pillaging online!

'Okay, we'll take more selfies, but you'll never be as big as Grumpy Cat.'

'Since I've been wearing a 'No Kitty' patch, I'm down to only one or two internet cat videos a day.'

"Mannequin challenge, my ass."

"There...my blog on lowriders is finally up. Cool! Someone uploaded a post!"

"This site has a new button that lets you get outraged immediately."

"You know what, Karen? I'm sick of people using your name as a term of abuse!

"It was an amicable divorce, he got half of my twitter followers and I got sixty percent of his Instagram-likes."

Facebook/Meta

"Please go easy on my client. He's suffered enough with all the internet shaming."

"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause."

"Let me assure the American people that we are not vulnerable to any further cybervandalism attacks, and we will never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you..."

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

Buzzfeed Does The Bible

Triump's Next Move on Twitter

Weird things I do because of the internet

Putin and some Russian hackers

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"Can I delete my browsing history?"

"Iconic Meme Cat #17"

Vampire Generation Gap

"I’ve been replaced by the Dogecoin mascot."