Internet Culture Analyst Gifts

"It's a tweet and potato pie."

"We believe this woman to be a witch as she is known to have expressed an opinion online."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"Practicing my hate-face."

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'It's not if you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.'

Henry couldn't help but have doubts about the future of the company.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Rude Americans.

"That was classic me."

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'