Organizational Culture Analyst Pillows

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'Who vetted that leader?'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

'This is about the poster isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

'They no longer take suggestions but they do offer tissues.'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Henry couldn't help but have doubts about the future of the company.

'It's not if you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.'

Rude Americans.

"That was classic me."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."