Organizational Culture Analyst Prints

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'Who vetted that leader?'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

'This is about the poster isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'They no longer take suggestions but they do offer tissues.'

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

Suggestion box paper shredder.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."

"We're trying to create a caring, supportive environment. For money though, not people."

Henry couldn't help but have doubts about the future of the company.

'It's not if you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.'

Rude Americans.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"That was classic me."

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."