Celebrity Culture Analyst Gifts

Famous person lived here for 15 minutes.

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

Leonardo Di Caprio

'There's something so sad about this Anna Nicole Stuff...You know she just needed the attention that only a mother could give.'

Cara Jocelyn Delevingne

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

The americanisation of vulture.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

George Clooney Machine

Nick Cave

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Ringo Starr

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Snow White and her Seven people.

Amanda Seyfried

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Stephen Fry

Justin Timberlake

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Bette Midler

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"