Celebrity Culture Analyzer Gifts

Santa with reindeer minders (black and white).

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Albert Einstein

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I think he was a celebrity."

Lesser known greek gods,

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Pete Sampras

Elvis Presley

Jack Gleeson

The americanisation of vulture.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Reese Witherspoon

Michael Jackson

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Bryan Ferry

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Tom Hanks

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."