Celebrity Culture Analyzer T-Shirts

Santa with reindeer minders (black and white).

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Lesser known greek gods,

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

The americanisation of vulture.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Bryan Ferry

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Tom Hanks

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Hooray for Bollywood!