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"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'I'd hate to be locked up with a bunch of strangers for months on end, wouldn't you?'

'Wow, they make us seem normal.'

'Look at them, so obsessed with their bodies. I blame the modelling industry.'

'I hate these crossover shows!'

Two men discussing Jordan.

A Law student sees a class entitled Celebrity Law 101

'On our next 'Survivor' series, 10 contestants will undergo grillings by Senate Committees...'

'That was quite a reality show -- the guy got voted out of the human race.'

'Call our lawyers! This Cruise guy is giving us a bad name.'

"Which painting are you referring too, Professor?"

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

Using books to support Television

'It's like we're back in the 1990's. Stocks are up, and everyone is watching O.J. again.'

Sissy Spacek

'I opted for fame instead of riches and ended up with indifference.'

"It's for an upcoming TV documentary I don't want to be seen in."

Cleaning up the television

"Getting people interested in pensions is a nightmare. . ."

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! "Star Trek Beyond." I read that the new film's going to honor the original series' 50th anniversary by including shoulder pads in the uniforms. Can you believe that? Everyone knows the original series didn't have shoulder pads. Next Generation had the shoulder pads. Next caller. Am I right to worry that Star Trek may not be in the best hands?

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Translation into non-celebrities

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

So Shallow

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

New Gladiators' names: Desperation, Rehash and Risk-Averse.

"I'm not sure how I feel either."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'What am I supposed to do with a note from your parents? An absence can only be excused with a statement from your publicist.'

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I know why your insults aren't bothering anyone. Tell me meathead. We live in an insult culture. People are accustomed to getting insulted, and by professional critics. Simone Cowell, Bill O'Reilly, Dr. Laura

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Let me put this in geek terms: By taking the fifth you limit the amount of data used and limit charges."