Pop Culture Analyst Mugs

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'I'd hate to be locked up with a bunch of strangers for months on end, wouldn't you?'

'Wow, they make us seem normal.'

'Look at them, so obsessed with their bodies. I blame the modelling industry.'

'I hate these crossover shows!'

A Law student sees a class entitled Celebrity Law 101

'On our next 'Survivor' series, 10 contestants will undergo grillings by Senate Committees...'

'That was quite a reality show -- the guy got voted out of the human race.'

"Which painting are you referring too, Professor?"

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

Using books to support Television

'I opted for fame instead of riches and ended up with indifference.'

Cleaning up the television

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Translation into non-celebrities

New Gladiators' names: Desperation, Rehash and Risk-Averse.

"I'm not sure how I feel either."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Let me put this in geek terms: By taking the fifth you limit the amount of data used and limit charges."