Culture Analyzer T-Shirts

"I totally agree - death to the decadent West. Two cokes, please."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Now that's an afro!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Try to guess the continent dining...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Stonehenge Explained

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

Greek A-Z Map,

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Victorian Selfie

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Folk Wedding

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Closed for Renovation

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Mummy Tourist

A London gent abroad

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."