Culture Analyzer T-Shirts

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Try to guess the continent dining...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Stonehenge Explained

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Victorian Selfie

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Greek A-Z Map,

Folk Wedding

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Closed for Renovation

Mummy Tourist

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

A London gent abroad

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."