Pop Culture Critics Gifts

Humility Monthly magazine: Featuring Our Person of the Year, Bud Blevins!

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

A Mix of Actions Seen and Unseen

A Dark Day for Lying Abusers

Person of the Year: Taylor Swift

The hive mind has reaches a consensus about 'Star Wars.' I don't want to hear it. An alpha doesn't care to hear the opinions of anonymous strangers on the internet. People are more likely to post ill-considered nonsense if their real names aren't attached to their words. Juiceman842 tweeted the opposite the other day. Proves my point.

The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour with Sidekick Rudy Park. We've got a great show. I'm spending all day berating my nerdy loser sidekick! If you don't die of old age. Materialistic, consumerist boob! Smelly old luddite! Forgive me Glenn Beck, but you've got nothin' on these freaks. iPhone kisser! Edsel lover!

Kid with Mouse Ears.

'It's a sign of the times -- they just built a Starbucks on Sesame Street.'

'The worst has happened. You've been acquitted, and all our book and movie deals depend on your conviction!'

Giant Monster in Bath

"You're on restroom doors all over the world. Talk to me about what that's like!"

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

The americanisation of vulture.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Kritik's Korner

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.