Pop Culture Critics Gifts

Humility Monthly magazine: Featuring Our Person of the Year, Bud Blevins!

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

Person of the Year: Taylor Swift

Kid with Mouse Ears.

'It's a sign of the times -- they just built a Starbucks on Sesame Street.'

'The worst has happened. You've been acquitted, and all our book and movie deals depend on your conviction!'

Giant Monster in Bath

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Armageddon

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Now that was post-modern sex."