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"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

What do you think about the whole Bill Cosby thing? Honestly? It has me seriously disillusioned. When you find out a cultural icon may have done horrible things, it makes you question all our icons. What if we started looking into the pasts of all our idols? Mr. Rogers? Bugs Bunny? Charlie Brown? If anyone says "Guess what I heard about Fonzie," I'm outta there. Have you ever wondered what's inside Snoopy's dog house?

Celebrity & Legends Beach with 2016 Killer Shark in water

'Y'know, I can never remember the name of that actor who was dating J-Lo.'

"That does it! - I'm off!!!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Superheroes take a selfie

"Look! No hands!"

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

American Idle.

Elvis Presley

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"The Eggsorcist"

Filet minion

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Hugh fans!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Michael Jackson

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."