Pop Culture Pundit Pillows

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Runaway Bride.

'She'll be back!!!'

"Quick! Suspend the Schengen agreement! Close the borders!!"

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

'I don't dare ask my students to answer questions - they keep expecting prizes like on Oprah.'

Gossip Mags for Weather Girls.

Tomb of the Unknown Talk Show Host

"Everyone will be squamous for 15 minutes"

'I'm ignorant? You mean...Forrest Gump ignorant or media coverage of Anna Nicole Smith's death ignorant?!'

If Public Television is so sophisticated and high-minded, why is the McLaughlin Group discussing Kato Kaelin?

'That woman...it's Nancy Pelosi.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Talk or you'll be forced to watch bad TV commercials!

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I'd love to spend more time perusing the alternative media, but then I'd miss out on all those important celebrity stories."

Don Jr.

Welcome to Scotland: Next Celebrity Guided Tour TV Program in 5 Mins.

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

HornyWood

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Movie Marquee says: 'That Movie With That Guy In It, You Know, That Guy!'

Non-Hollywood Sex Symbols.

'If you ask me they're getting too cocky about it.'

Java Man.

"Lady Jar-Jar."

Career Suicide Hotline

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Trump family