Pop Culture Guru Pillows

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

"Dude, you better get down here before whatever it is we're waiting for sells out!"

"Very accessible speech! I love how you referenced each salient point to a Seinfeld episode."

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

Celebrity Island

"Look, Baldo! It's the new Santa album."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Life intimidates Art - Garfunkel

'It's the 100 greatest list shows!'

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

'He's a square!'

Noel Edmonds

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Conan O'Brian

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

You're in big, big trouble, you old coot. Give me a break. I'm clean. But you won't be. Meaning what? You won't get away with it. You will pay dearly for your eventual infidelities! How dare you! How dare I?! Look!

Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move. And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty. This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day. No way any movie can live up to this hype. Star-Wars-Day is almost upon us. We are about to embark upon the great crusade ...

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"

Depp V Heard

Time Machine Collision

"Dad, where do babies come from? What the heck is 'Molly'? And what happened to Kanye West?"

"It's not easy being green…"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Benedict Cumberbatch

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"