Pop Culture Connoisseur Pillows

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"It's amazing, it's like my head is literally in a box!"

"I can't go for that, no, no..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

vaccine wars.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Superheroes take a selfie

George Michael

"Look! No hands!"

"You've changed."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'