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Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over and over and over.

'Buffy the chartered surveyor.'

TV Listings

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

Charlie Sheen

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'If I ever get my hands on that stupid William Shatner....'

What's the news saying about the economy?

"If you're a creationist, how do you explain Fred and Wilma?"

Erotic Music

Covid Busters

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"Too barbie?"

"Harumph. Some 'sailor man.'"

"Wasn't that Cole Porter's motto?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Showbiz Awards

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Superheroes take a selfie

"Look! No hands!"

"You've changed."