Pop Culture Enthusiasts Pillows

Hollywood/Vine: 'Wow! Lassie was here! And Rin-Tin-Tin!'

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

'Plot spoiler: he dies.'

'Buffalo gone, jackrabbit gone, deer gone.... Jane Fonda still hang around!'

'Never-never land.'

Cher & Tarzan apply for marriage license: 'Last name?'

'Not good. . . I accidentally bit Charlie Sheen and now I'm full of warlock tiger blood.'

The secret to Rip Van Winkle's lengthy slumber.

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

Please Please Please No More Robbie Williams CDs.

'Baby's just said her first Pop Star!'

The Wackoman (Heat it).

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

Your Honor, my client has been watching 'Oprah' for many years, and is no longer able to distinguish right from wrong.

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

The future Arnold Schwarzenegger about to be conceived.

Toilet Brain.

Man selling 'Maps to Stars for $5.00' next to lady selling 'Maps to People with 15 Minutes of Fame for 50 Cents'.

Kylie Minogue

Pop Prison: Life in the Has-been ward.

'My parents are real losers...neither of them has ever been a celebrity.'

"Anyhow, Mr. Hefner would like you folks to know he really appreciates the gesture!"

"I have a Christmas Ghost emergency!"

Housewives meet Top Chef

"I first felt truly Jewish when I saw Ozzie and Harriet on television."

"Hulk nice! Not naughty! Hulk nice!"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

The return of the four sheepskins

Earworm Ward

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe