Pop Culture Aficionado Pillows

"E.T. Stay home.

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"I hear he's huge in Japan."

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

'Hello, is that the temp agency? Now listen, I specifically asked for Elves!'

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Hello/Hi/G'day Magazine

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."

Madonna

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

'I don't recall Pamela Anderson playing sister Maria.'

'Debates are great, but what really makes or breaks a candidate is an appearance on 'Saturday Night Live''.

Ambulance man drinking firstade with his lunch.

Stephen Fry

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Wordilly Durdillies - Were-rolf

Genuine celebrity items.

X Factor + Y = Zzzzzzz.

Celebrity Dogs.

Pevsner Cell Block H.

SPUR OF THE MOMENT / "So how does it feel to be number one?!" / "Are you enjoying all the limelight?!" / "Have you received any big contract offers?!" / A horse riding spur being interviewed at a press conference

Shirley Temple

Success in a modern business setting requires more than the ability to mime to 'Arctic Monkeys' while blancing a pint of lager on your head.

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

Michael Jackson Trial Witnesses.

'I'm sorry, I haven't heard of that book...what channel is it on?'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

Average Joes: The Magazine for Celebrities

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'