Pop Culture Aficionado Pillows

"E.T. Stay home.

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I hear he's huge in Japan."

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

'Debates are great, but what really makes or breaks a candidate is an appearance on 'Saturday Night Live''.

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

Ambulance man drinking firstade with his lunch.

Hello/Hi/G'day Magazine

Wordilly Durdillies - John Waynes world

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Jack and the Beanstalker

Average Joes: The Magazine for Celebrities

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Hold on - I'm in the middle of one of Cher's fascinating political tweets."

Superhero Inaction Figure

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"3 ayes, 2 nays and 1 whose 'Jiggy'with it"

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

Name Droppers Anonymous

'We interrupt this war update for an urgent bulletin on pop culture.'

"We've seen your dramatic weight loss in the celeb mags recently, how have you achieved it?"

"The good news is we saved your wife's life by fusing her to a TV set. There is bad news, however!"

X Factor + Y = Zzzzzzz.

Success in a modern business setting requires more than the ability to mime to 'Arctic Monkeys' while blancing a pint of lager on your head.

'I read the novelization of the movie, from the play, based on the comic that was inspired by that book.'

SPUR OF THE MOMENT / "So how does it feel to be number one?!" / "Are you enjoying all the limelight?!" / "Have you received any big contract offers?!" / A horse riding spur being interviewed at a press conference

Pevsner Cell Block H.

'I'm sorry, I haven't heard of that book...what channel is it on?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Were-rolf