Pop Culture Buff Pillows

Nancy Wheeler/Natalia Dyer

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

"He Does Have A Point."

'C'mon! -- Let's evolve into Beach Boys!'

'The following program has been formatted to fir your mental screen.'

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Swearing on Digital TV.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Tsars in their eyes.

"What the heck is this reinvent stuff all about?"

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

Text Messages of the Stars.

Other comments on the Mel Gibson tape...

'I think your problem is you started to confuse 'reality T.V.' with reality.'

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

'Harry got it just for the Anna-Nicole show!'

'The Streetwise Men.'

"Why..... Why, why Delilah? Because she was no good for me"

'We've been picking up your TV broadcasts- are you people nuts or what?'

Man watching TV. Warning says: 'This programme contains very strong language throughout and scenes of a sexual nature, you'll be delighted to know.'

As Seen On TV

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"I know you're breaking up with me in a restaurant so I won't make a scene, but here's one from 'Death of a Salesman.' "

'I wouldn't worry about it. It just looks like a rash of Elvis sightings.'

Ill-advised puppets.

'Ken was astonished to see Mr Rourke and Tattoo in Accounts Payable.'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

The phantom of the Oprah.

Ophthalmologist Warren Claver was a lifelong 'Wizard of Oz' fanatic.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'