Pop Culture Nerd Pillows

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

When we were hired to inventory Michael Jackson's 'stuff'...

Manic Lisa

"Oh no! We've lost a competition and now some old, forgotten pop singer from the eighties is going to perform in our living room!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Benedict Cumberbatch

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

George Michael

"Look! No hands!"

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."