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Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

'You like Sex and the City? So, who would you say is your favourite city player?'

Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.

Unemployed superheroes.

Middle earth TV.

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

'I'm a firm believer in 'live fast, die young, leave a good lookin' corpse'.'

"What part of venti frappuccino macchiato frizzi skinny latte antoccino do you not understand?"

TV snuggled between couple in bed

'I'm surprised Posh let him pose for that.'

"It's so sad when a celebrity portmanteau breaks up."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Bacon-Kevin Bacon."

"Why are these reality show stars so famous? They're sneaky! They're conniving! They're evil!"

Old Star-Struck National Park

Jennifer Lopez

"Say, who was that masked masked man?"

Rashida Jones

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'What do you want to watch — the State of the Union address or a reality show?'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Arrest of La Tuta

Evil Clown Craze

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

"Stun! Stun! Stun! Aaand, I had the phaser set on dematerialize."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

Topic Outlet

Star Wars Audience

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."