Pop Culture Maven Pillows

Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.

Unemployed superheroes.

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

'I'm a firm believer in 'live fast, die young, leave a good lookin' corpse'.'

TV snuggled between couple in bed

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Why are these reality show stars so famous? They're sneaky! They're conniving! They're evil!"

Old Star-Struck National Park

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'What do you want to watch — the State of the Union address or a reality show?'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Arrest of La Tuta

"Stun! Stun! Stun! Aaand, I had the phaser set on dematerialize."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

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Star Wars Audience

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

"Look! No hands!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"