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'Went to India 3 years ago but the street begging got me down... yeah, tried it for a week and didn't get a single rupee.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Artist chained to his drawing.

Baxter finally gets a life

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Truth

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

Rodins rotten juggler

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Formula.

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Creator's Remorse

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'