Pop Culture Philosopher Prints

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

"I've got 2 million 'likes', what about you?"

'Not the whole Universe — I just want to attain oneness with Keira Knightley!'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

Thomas Malthus

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'Do you think Brad Pitt is happy?'

Welcome to Celebrity Heaven: 'Oh, no!'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'If you think it was the best of times call this number now'

"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"

"I need a companion."

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#5 "There's something missing in my life..."

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

Respect

Dancing with Jesus

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'There's nothing on.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Kritik's Korner

The americanisation of vulture.