Cultural Philosopher Prints

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Jacques et Jille

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

German School

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Some Debussy, Igor."

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Famous Oxymorons...

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"Inactivists"

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'