Cultural Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover thought-provoking and humor-infused t-shirts that celebrate the cultural philosopher's passion for ideas, perfect for casual expression and intellectual humor.

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The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

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"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that." mockup

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

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'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.' mockup

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

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Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

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What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

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What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

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"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus." mockup

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

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"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..." mockup

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

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"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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"I find that hugely offensive!"

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Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You. mockup

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'" mockup

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

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"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it." mockup

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.' mockup

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

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Jacques et Jille

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'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?' mockup

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?" mockup

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

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"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?" mockup

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

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Troys'R'Us.

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German School

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The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows. mockup

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

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"Some Debussy, Igor."

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Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom mockup

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

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The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures." mockup

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

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"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

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