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"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

The Artist

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Just call me Picasso!

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Comedy and tragedy masks

William Shakespeare

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

German School

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Art Plagiarism

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Cubism Model

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Poetry repairman