Performing Arts Student T-Shirts

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Art Student.

Showbiz Awards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Guitarist

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Comedy Cafe

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Triangle

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Stand-up Romcom

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bravo!"

Piano Recital