Arts Student T-Shirts

"I pledge allegiance to this flag / that I made myself by hand / in order to be able to do this again."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Triangle

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Just call me Picasso!

Piano Keyboard

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Art Gallery.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Viola player coming through!"

German School

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Music Student

Cello Concert

Art Plagiarism

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Lute

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Cubism Model